Shock News : Global Warming Made Seals Disappear – 90 Years Ago

ScreenHunter 91 Jan. 06 17.13 Shock News : Global Warming Made Seals Disappear   90 Years Ago

ScreenHunter 92 Jan. 06 17.141 Shock News : Global Warming Made Seals Disappear   90 Years Ago

http://docs.lib.noaa.gov/rescue/mwr/050/mwr-050-11-0589a.pdf

This time – it is your fault. And it is hurting the cute little babies.

ScreenHunter 93 Jan. 06 17.18 Shock News : Global Warming Made Seals Disappear   90 Years Ago

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Harp seal pups are taking a hit due to global warming, according to the first study of its kind.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/

 

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14 Responses to Shock News : Global Warming Made Seals Disappear – 90 Years Ago

  1. avatar Latitude says:

    Somewhere, there is someone, that does nothing but look up studies….
    ….looking for anything that has never been done before

    And getting paid to do it……….

    • avatar Ivan says:

      This is “Gubmint Science” at its finest.

      Somewhere, there is someone, that does nothing but make shit up – and then makes up the shit that “proves” the bullshit theory. And these taxpayer-funded pricks are dreaming this shit up your dime.

  2. A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

    After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”

    “No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”

  3. avatar Al Gored says:

    “the first study of its kind”

    No. There have been no end to stories of this “kind.”

  4. avatar Me says:

    The seal hunt is dead because of green peace, and because of their success in that campaign, it sounds to me like this seal bullshit will be their poster child for their AGW carbon bullshit now. Good luck with that.

  5. avatar Jimash says:

    I was really hoping that the disappearing Polar Bear threat would make my dream of cheap seal skin gloves a reality but once again Mother Nature is Screwing Me !

  6. avatar Latitude says:

    ..from an earlier post
    =========================
    M.Hulme (no, not that one) says:
    January 6, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Fisheries and Oceans Canada says: The harp seal population in Canada has grown from less than 2 million in the early 1970s to approximately 9 million today.
    http://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/fm-gp/seal-phoque/seal_hunt-chasse_phoque2011-eng.pdf

    Perhaps the 2011 hunting quota of 468,200 seals had something to do with ‘the big hit’ on populations?

  7. avatar Ivan says:

    “Without thick, solid ice expanses, seal babies drown or are crushed by broken-up chunks of ice…”

    What garbage – floating chunks of ice are ideal conditions for baby seals. Here’s a report from the “wrath of God” period:

    THE GREAT SEAL HUNT OF 1872.
    The young seals are born on the ice about the middle of February; and as they grow very rapidly and contain a purer oil than the old ones, they are chiefly sought after by the hunters. By the middle of March they are fat and in perfect condition. The Arctic current, setting out of Baffin’s Bay, bears on its bosom hundreds of square miles of floating ice, which are carried past our shores. Somewhere amid these floating masses the seals brought forth their young, who remain during the first period of their growth on the ice, for five or six weeks, before taking to water.”
    http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/65427727?
    ~ Aug 1872

    Once again – National Geographic making shit up. I’m glad I cancelled my subscription to this scurrilous rag!

  8. avatar Ivan says:

    NG: “For the harp seals, “good ice is about 30 to 70 centimeters [12 to 28 inches] thick and covers 60 to 90 percent of the water…

    THE NEWFOUNDLAND SEAL HUNTERS
    Returning, they mount the ice about the end of February, in the neighbourhood of the Straits of Belle Isle. The Harps select young and freshly frozen ice and large flat pans. Through these they bore themselves holes which they keep constantly open, and by them enter and leave the water at will.”
    http://trove.nla.gov.au/ndp/del/article/35394617?
    ~Apr 1901

    LOL – seals boring holes through 28 inches of ice without a pick. The Canadians should probably get out of their offices a bit more and do some REAL research occasionally.

  9. avatar Ralph says:

    What did I do with my baseball bat???

  10. avatar Kaboom says:

    Dying baby seals sell well to soccer moms, doesn’t matter if they are thriving, Greenpeace will get donations.

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