Hayhoe Expands Her Evangelizing Into New Areas Of Misinformation

Katherine can’t seem to get enough of preaching nonsense to the flock.

In the Book of Revelation, Christian believers are promised, along with the return of Christ, a new heaven and a new earth,

But Christian climatologist Katharine Hayhoe said in an interview Tuesday that until the promise is fulfilled believers in the here and now aren’t excused from tending the planetary garden granted them.

“It may happen any day, but we don’t know when it is,” she said on the topic of Christ’s expected return. So in the meantime?

people have produced massive amounts of waste, resulting in an island of plastic garbage in the middle of the Pacific Ocean as big as Texas, despoiled the habitats of millions of species and plants, and created air pollution from burning fossil fuels.

Christian climatologist tackles God and global warming at Hardin-Simmons University » Abilene Reporter-News

Ahhh. the mythical island of garbage which no one has ever been able to photograph. Even alarmist Discovery News says this is nonsense.

It’s been called the Great Garbage Patch and “the most shocking thing” Oprah has ever seen: a massive island of plastic in the Pacific Ocean that, according to many reports, is twice the size of Texas, outnumbers plankton, and has killed millions of sea birds.

But many of those claims, according to a new analysis, are huge exaggerations. Others are downright false.

Plastic is definitely a problem in the oceans, both for animal life and the environment, said Angel White, a microbial oceanographer at Oregon State University in Corvallis. But there are not floating towers of milk jugs, toilet seats and rubber duckies swirling in the middle of the ocean.

Instead, the majority of plastic in the sea consists of confetti-like specks that are spread out widely and nearly impossible to see with the naked eye.

‘Great Garbage Patch’ Not So Great After All : Discovery News

We have satellites with better than six inches per pixel resolution. We could spot every single plastic bottle in the ocean, if they existed.

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6 Responses to Hayhoe Expands Her Evangelizing Into New Areas Of Misinformation

  1. avatar Mike Davis says:

    It makes for a good bed time story.

  2. Atlantis was a myth, so’s her “island of plastic garbage”. She’s one of the worlds top 97% of garbage experts, at least in what emerges from their mouths and keyboards.

    “We could spot every single plastic bottle in the ocean, if they existed.”
    Could you spot a Hayhoe in the ocean, or is what she spouts so transparent she’d be invisible? Do you care?

    Please write on one side of the answer paper only, and remember to write your name at the top. It counts for most of the marks.

  3. avatar Andy DC says:

    Hayhoe and her preacher husband are the modern day equivalent to the faith healers/patent medicine sellers that used to stop off at every little town and put on a show.

  4. avatar Sundance says:

    “….people have produced massive amounts of waste, resulting in an island of plastic garbage in the middle of the Pacific Ocean as big as Texas….”

    This is wonderful news as we have a new “floating island” the size of Texas available for those folks in the Maldives. You see God provides! :-)

  5. avatar NoMoreGore says:

    It might help if ships quit dumping their garbage at sea. But, hey, ashes to ashes. The bedwetters want a world where man’s existence on Earth is imperceptible. They could help by self snipping, or self terminating.

  6. avatar Gator says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI

    Guest starring… Katherine Hayhoe…

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