Pennsylvania’s Punxsutawney Phil had the gall to predict six MORE weeks of winter after allegedly seeing his shadow Thursday.
Where has the stupid groundhog been, anyway? How can we have six more weeks of winter when we haven’t had enough cold weather to even call it winter?
I think the mild temperatures this winter are part of a conspiracy staged by those global warming fanatics to try to fake us out.
…… followed by several more paragraphs of mindless rambling global warming crap ranging from ozone to drought to killer tornadoes …..
I started my cross-country trip on Saturday in a record snowstorm in Colorado, drove through a record blizzard all the way to Eastern Iowa, and came through Pennsylvania this afternoon in beautiful weather – with a few inches of fresh snow on the ground in the Appalachians.
But apparently it is now possible to determine the state of the Earth’s climate based on one month in some low elevation in Pennsylvania. Last February, Pennsylvania was up to their necks in snow – but that isn’t important. February, 2012 in Pennsylvania is now the true measure of global warming.