Global Warming Hates A White Christmas
This winter has been unusually warm, crippling ski resorts, ruining holiday traditions, and dashing hopes of a white Christmas across the northern hemisphere. While the billions of tons of greenhouse pollution in our atmosphere sometimes encourage freak snowstorms, the primary effect of global warming on winter is, well, warmer temperatures — making white Christmases less likely.
Last year the big lie was that global warming was causing a lot of snow. This year the big lie is that global warming is causing little snow. Winter snowfall has been steadily increasing for twenty years, and the last four winters have been the snowiest four year period on record in North America.
This dumbass author must be located in the east, because temperatures out west are running far below normal. Want a white Christmas? Go to southern New Mexico or Big Bend, Texas. I’m in Colorado this week, and we are buried in snow.