Daily Archives: April 15, 2012

Just Plane Psychotic – And Stupid

Plane Stupid has this painting on display in the Bristol Museum. I used to work near the Bristol Airport, which is 200 feet above sea level. The Bristol Channel has some of the highest tides in the world, with 15,000 millimetres … Continue reading

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Let Them Buy A House

Obamantoinette solved the health insurance crisis by forcing poor people to buy health insurance. I propose that he now solve homelessness by forcing everyone to buy a house – with a sub-prime loan.

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Hansen Report Card

Academics Below Scenario C  - F Arctic ice extent normal – F Record Alaskan ice – F Antarctic ice above normal – F Polar bears increasing – F Penguins double – F Himalayan glaciers increasing – F Sea level not rising … Continue reading

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Mission Accomplished!

In 1989, The EPA came up with a list of “policy options for stabilizing global climate” Policy options for stabilizing global climate: draft, report to Congress – Daniel A. Lashof, Dennis A. Tirpak, United States. Environmental Protection Agency. Office of … Continue reading

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Guardian Down The Rabbit Hole

Possible mercury poisoning at the Guardian’s Mad Hatter workshop?

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Cherokee Creation Story

Bill Maher would explain that the only true spirituality is found in Zoloft. When the Earth begun there was just water. All the animals lived above it and the sky was beginning to become crowded. They were all curious about what was beneath … Continue reading

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Navajo Creation Story

This story must be kept out of the classroom, to avoid offending scumbag Bill Maher. Late in the autumn the people heard the distant sound of a great voice calling from the east. They listened and waited, and soon heard … Continue reading

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Lefties Hoping To Keep Einstein Out Of The Science Classroom

The scientists’ religious feeling takes the form of a rapturous amazement at the harmony of natural law, which reveals an intelligence of such superiority that, compared with it, all the systematic thinking and acting of human beings is an utterly … Continue reading

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Chelsea’s 12th Man

For the second week in a row, Chelsea has been awarded an unbelievable non-goal. Are the referees blind, or paid off?

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Roll Your Damn Dice Already

Hansen is threatening humanity again with climate dice Perceptions of Climate Change: The New Climate Dice We conclude that extreme heat waves, such as that in Texas and Oklahoma in 2011 and Moscow in 2010, were “caused” by  global warming www.columbia.edu/~jeh1/mailings/2012/20120105_PerceptionsAndDice.pdf Hansen … Continue reading

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